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My hedonistic life flashed before my eyes

I broke left when I hit the porch.  To the railing.  Shylock’s mid-life crisis shimmered below: fire engine red, black leather interior.  I gave it the Jackson treatment—bumper to bumper.  A shout from inside (‘GROSS!’) brought all eyes to what had happened.  The music quit; the co-eds climbed off the table.  Revelers flooded the porch, […]